After Sex..........
Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, " you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
Bad Day
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON’T know!!!
Bus Ride
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
Classifieds
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...
Pa Sleeps Naked
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
Sand Dune Flips
Video of Sand Dune Flips. Pretty Cool!
Welfare Office
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
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