Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

Ole, was in a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.

"Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?" asked the lawyer.