A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

Male vs Female ATM's

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

(The depth and breath of it is truly amazing!)

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs......."Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)

Because of my mood swings, my husband bought me a mood ring the other day.

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.