One blonde asks another, "Which is further away, London or the Moon?"

A blonde enters a drapery shop. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.