A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars," she whispered.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decided "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks"; so, they hid in the bushes. They were 'engaged' for a minute when, suddenly, a light flashed on them.
It was a police officer. The officer asked, "What's going on here, people?"
Bubba, sounding annoyed, answered, "I'm making love to my wife!"
"Oh, I'm sorry," replied the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well, neither did I 'til ya shined that light in her face."